Only Bland, on an ironically white tee

$30.00
Only Bland, on an ironically white tee with a garnish of "aioli."

Its just mayonnaise.

Listen, mayo isn't THAT spicy. At least I salt my water for my boiled chicken, sometimes. I want that natural flavor of the chicken. Why hide it? Embrace it. Let it embrace you, as the shirt hugs your skin.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Only Bland, on an ironically white tee with a garnish of "aioli."

Its just mayonnaise.

Listen, mayo isn't THAT spicy. At least I salt my water for my boiled chicken, sometimes. I want that natural flavor of the chicken. Why hide it? Embrace it. Let it embrace you, as the shirt hugs your skin.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Only Bland, on an ironically white tee with a garnish of "aioli."

Its just mayonnaise.

Listen, mayo isn't THAT spicy. At least I salt my water for my boiled chicken, sometimes. I want that natural flavor of the chicken. Why hide it? Embrace it. Let it embrace you, as the shirt hugs your skin.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!